Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts

Got My Karmic Smack Today

>> Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Karma gave me a little smack today. I was sitting at lunch with my five-year-old at school, happy I'd brought lunch because the turkey gravy over mashed potatoes hot lunch looked like a fattening blob of something my dog yakked up. Right after I thought that, the little boy sitting diagonally yakked all over himself and the table. My lunch was over at that point. Guess I should only think happy thoughts:D

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Am I the Evil Stepmother?

>> Sunday, April 25, 2010

Because stepmoms have a reputation for being evil, I thought I'd take a quiz that Smirking Cat had on her blog to see just how evil I really am.  Here are the results:





You Are 40% Evil





A bit of evil lurks in your heart, but you hide it well.

In some ways, you are the most dangerous kind of evil.



I guess I'm not as evil as I thought! 

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Out of the Mouth of Babes

>> Wednesday, November 18, 2009

My four-year-old daughter just came up to me and asked:


"Mom, will it hurt when I have a baby and go to the dentist so they can get it out? Can I just let it fall out?"

Oh, if only childbirth was that easy, lol.

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Bite Me

>> Monday, April 14, 2008

Our youngest is turning three next month. She was sitting on the dining room table yesterday instead of the chair. Dad tells her to get off of the table. She says no. Dad says yes. She says, "bite me."

You KNOW you aren't supposed to laugh, but how do you not?

Out of the mouth of babes.

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